What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
she looked like the before picture.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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