The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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