Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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