your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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