Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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