I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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