let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
