fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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