Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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