Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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