At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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