i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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