there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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