i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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