Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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