ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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