I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just pee around me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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