I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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