doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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