just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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