okay pat passed out under dana's car
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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