i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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