No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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