If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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