and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
