it's great music for shaving your balls
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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