some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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