pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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