he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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