Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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