Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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