with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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