We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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