Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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