guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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