stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm just crazy horny about you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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