He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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