I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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