It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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