wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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You. Win. At. Life.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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