Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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