His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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