Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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