Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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