So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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