i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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