do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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