fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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