Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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