WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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