Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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