he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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