Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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