The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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