Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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